Privacy Policy 🤨

Here at Botic Airlines, we take your privacy *very* seriously. So seriously, in fact, that we hired a highly-trained team of invisible privacy specialists...you just can't see them.

What Information We Collect 🕵️

In theory, we might collect *all sorts* of important stuff like your name, email, and favorite in-flight snack. But since we’re not a real airline, we don’t actually do that.

But if we *were* collecting data, we’d only ask for the good stuff. Like:

Your Name (so we can call you something other than "Hey, you!")
Your Email (we'll send memes, not spam)
Your Credit Card Info (for…reasons we can't disclose, just kidding!)

How We Use Your Information (Or Not) 🥸

If we collected data (spoiler alert: we don’t), here’s what we’d do with it:

To Look Busy: Nothing says professional like a database of names, right?
To Make You Feel Special: We'd use it to send you imaginary offers.
To Brag: We might casually mention we have “tons of customer data” to impress people.

Cookies (But Not the Tasty Kind) 🍪

We might sprinkle a few “cookies” around to remember you. But since we're a make-believe airline, these cookies are as real as unicorns. Feel free to dunk ‘em in your milk.

Data Security (Hypothetically) 🔒

If we had any data, we’d probably store it in a super secret underground lair guarded by lasers and ninjas. But since we have no data, we just keep our imaginary files under digital lock and key. You're safe with us.

Your Rights (Imaginary Ones) ✨

As a loyal passenger of Botic Airlines, you have certain "rights" in regard to your non-existent data:

Right to Pretend: Pretend to access, correct, or delete your non-existent data.
Right to Laugh: At the absurdity of this entire privacy policy.
Right to Enjoy: Just go have fun. You deserve it!

Questions? Concerns? Just Want to Say Hi? 👋

We'd love to hear from you! Or maybe not. Anyway, you can email us at nowhere@botic-airlines.net or send a carrier pigeon (assuming it knows the way).